Here is a sample of some of our fine cuisine. Menu is subject to change as our Chef is constantly working to produce the dishes for your enjoyment.

Remember : "It doesn't have to look like crap even if it's poop!"

Appetizers / Soup and Salads

Bean and Ass cheese Nachos 5.95

Colostomy Clam Chowder Cup 2.95 Bowl 4.95
Poop Dejour (Ask your Server) Cup 2.95 Bowl 4.95

Tossed Salad (Homemade dressing) side 2.95 dinner 6.95

Entrees

excrechiladas
-Tex Mex stuffed tortillas with chili 6.95

fecal flautas
-Stuffed tortillas fried to perfection 5.95

BMT (Bowel Movement and Tomato)
-Our Classic Sandwich, for lite eaters 4.95

Shiezenshitzle
-German influence, port-a-potty taste 8.95

Poop en Papillote
-Wrapped in paper and served steaming 7.95

Desserts

Butt Blintzes
-Served with chocolate sauce 6.95

Back-flow-va
-like baklava, but not 4.95